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Full-Time Actor Urgently Needed

Urgently Needed: Stand-in for the Golfer-in-Chief to attend anti-terror summits, state funerals and presidential-level functions overseas that conflict with Presidential Tee-Times or that require walking out-of-doors with other Allied heads of state. Conversational French/other foreign language ability is a plus. Salary negotiable. Frequent Flyer miles and First Class travel guaranteed. Assured employment until 20 January 2017. Apply at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, DC.

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  • Anonymous
    Posted January 13, 2015 at 3:43 pm

    Like! Lol

  • Ty and Suzanne Giesemann
    Posted January 13, 2015 at 3:51 pm

    Brad, Thanks; funny but tragic at the same time. Two years and a week to go… Cheers, Ty

  • Anonymous
    Posted January 15, 2015 at 12:49 pm

    In the Chief's Mess he would be referred to as a "Roads" Scholar, Retired On Active Duty. Just show up for work, don't get in trouble, collect your paycheck.
    But on a serious note, I asked my doctor what we can do about the horrible African disease that is affecting the world. He said "Don't worry, he only has 2 more years in office".



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