Urgently Needed: Stand-in for the Golfer-in-Chief to attend anti-terror summits, state funerals and presidential-level functions overseas that conflict with Presidential Tee-Times or that require walking out-of-doors with other Allied heads of state. Conversational French/other foreign language ability is a plus. Salary negotiable. Frequent Flyer miles and First Class travel guaranteed. Assured employment until 20 January 2017. Apply at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, DC.
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